Two little girls called Nora "poo poo pants" today in school and made her sad. I told her the next time they say that, fire back with, "Oh yeah? At least I'm not a whore!"
Kindergarten can be brutal.
Lily Allen
Nadine Velazquez
Two little girls called Nora "poo poo pants" today in school and made her sad. I told her the next time they say that, fire back with, "Oh yeah? At least I'm not a whore!"
Kindergarten can be brutal.
Before she hits up 'Glee,' relive her small-screen history.
By Jocelyn Vena
Britney Spears and Josh Radnor on "How I Met Your Mother"
Photo: Monty Brinton/CBS ©2008 CBS Broadcasting Inc. All
Tuesday night's (September 28) "Glee" episode is all about Britney Spears. While fans and the show's stars are excited to see the singer light up the screen in the appropriately titled "Britney/Brittany" episode, it's hardly the first time Spears has performed for a laugh on the small screen (and we're not talking about her docu-series "Britney & Kevin: Chaotic").
Spears brought the funny in a show-opening appearance on the 2009 VMAs, her top 10 list on "Late Night With David Letterman" and on "Saturday Night Live," especially during her stints as the show's host in 2000 and 2002.
In 1999, Britney Spears stopped by "Sabrina the Teenage Witch" to teach Melissa Joan Hart a lesson or two about loneliness, fame and the proper way to do choreography. The duo also hooked up for Spears' "(You Drive Me) Crazy" video from the soundtrack for Hart's movie "Drive Me Crazy," which featured "Entourage" star Adrian Grenier.
Spears was one of the many pop stars to stop by "Will & Grace" when she made an appearance on the show in 2006. She showed off her Southern accent and comedic flair as closeted lesbian Amber Louise.
The singer proved she was funny once again when she appeared on "How I Met Your Mother" in 2008. Her People's Choice-nominated cameo (she was up for Favorite Scene-Stealing Guest Star) had fans rooting for her again after a difficult period in her personal life. She hit the small screen as Abby, a receptionist with a grudge against Barney (Neil Patrick Harris) after he forgot to call her after they, uh, went out.
What was your favorite small-screen moment for Britney Spears? Let us know in the comments!
Related ArtistsHorror film lands in theaters Halloween weekend with $22.5 million.
By Mawuse Ziegbe
A scene from "Saw 3D"
Photo: A Bigger Boat/Serendipity Productions/Twisted Pict
Moviegoers looked to "Saw 3D" for scares over the Halloween weekend. Featuring an appearance from Linkin Park's Chester Bennington, the latest installment in the fright series took the top spot at the box office, picking up roughly $22.5 million since opening Friday.
Theatergoers also filled seats to get spooked out by "Paranormal Activity 2," which took the second-place trophy. Fans plunked down $16.5 million to watch a household grapple with the unsettling bumps in the night of a haunted home. The weekend haul kicks the film's estimated, two-week gross to over $65 million.
The butt-kicking, hired-gun caper "Red" took third place. The firepower-packed, action flick — starring Bruce Willis, Helen Mirren, Morgan Freeman and John Malkovich as retired assassins back in the game for a final run-in with crooked CIA big wigs — raked in $10.8 million. The weekend figure bumps the film's total tally to around $58 million.
"Jackass 3D" continued to draw moviegoers with a penchant for pranks. The "Jackass" crew's latest stunt-driven romp took fourth place, pulling in an estimated $8.4 million. After three weekends on screens, the film's total haul has ballooned to a lofty figure: an estimated $101 million.
Clint Eastwood's latest turn in the director's chair, "Hereafter," finished the weekend in fifth place. The supernatural drama, which focuses on the lives of three people across the globe exploring their relationships with the afterlife, picked up $6.3 million. The film, which stars Matt Damon, Bryce Dallas Howard and C�cile de France, has made over $22 million since hitting theaters.
Check out everything we've got on "Saw 3D," "Paranormal Activity 2," and "Red."
For breaking news, celebrity columns, humor and more — updated around the clock — visit MTVMoviesBlog.com.
Japan’s TV addicts now have the option to equip their smartphones with a dedicated digital tuner, the MonsterTV U1 dongle from SKNET.
When it comes to getting broadcast television on an iPhone, there’s no shortage of options, with the likes of Slingbox and Orb Live performing admirably.
But those options require an always-on Internet connection that’s not considered ideal.
Though Jake Shields remains in line for a title shot after winning his UFC debut over Martin Kampmann at UFC 121, the former Strikeforce champion hasn’t been told if he’s set to fight the winner of UFC 124′s Georges St-Pierre vs. Josh Koscheck, but is focused on having a better performance in his next fight.
I made a lot of mistakes, but at least I learned from it with Martin before I fight for a title shot. Definitely I plan on learning from the mistakes and coming back a lot stronger,” Shields recently told Sherdog. “It’s just a matter of getting my weight down a little more so I don’t go out there and look like crap in a title fight.
“The way I fought the other night, I don’t feel like I would have won a title that night. But I do feel like it’s something I’m capable of doing. I just felt like I wasn’t myself that night. I’m not that happy with my performance overall, but I am happy I won. I’m ready to move forward and have a better second fight in the UFC.”
For the latest UFC news and UFC rumors stay tuned to MMAFrenzy.com.
Skateboarding in Singapore has been undergoing a revival in the recent years. With newly opened skate parks and the establishment of many new and locally based skate shops, the sport has been experiencing a surge in popularity, spawning further growth for the local skateboarding community.
As a result of its cheap cost and the sheer amount of parks and shops devoted to the sport, skateboarding is by far one of the most popular extreme sports in Singapore.
A forgiving sport that does not discriminate, it's easy to pick up and anyone can excel at it, no matter their fitness level.
Lee Shau-kee has brought on the death of soap operas.
After Lee's surrogate-born triplet grandsons made front page news in Hong Kong this week, screenwriters are suffering from insecurity anxiety. How on earth will they write another tele-drama without the critical will-she-birth-a-son-or-not tension in the inheritance grab/ dynastic struggle/ housewife catfight plot?
Without the gamble on pregnancy, there is no plot.
The Lee's eldest son Peter Lee, a bachelor, revealed this week that he became a single father of triplets this past July. The babies were born to a mystery surrogate mother in the United States.
I watched this 60 Minutes show and felt they were really focusing more on the reality for many people in America. They said a line that most of these people are too young to retire and too old to rehire. Watch the first segment and tell me if this is more accurate than what most news media outlets shows. This was a good episode.
Don’t forget in the last 10 years from Bush to Obama, the economy has sank and the deficit has risen, but the people who benefited the most were the top 10% wealthy, the friends of these politicians, and the banksters.
World Victory Road’s Sengoku 15 went down overnight in Tokyo, Japan, with Hiroshi Izumi claiming a controversial split decision over James Zikic in the night’s main event, while Keita Nakamura and Yasubey Enomoto advanced to Sengoku’s first welterweight title fight.
The official Sengoku 15 results were:
* Sengoku welterweight grand prix semifinals
# Sengoku Asian bantamweight grand prix quarterfinals
A friend of mine started this website...
It's so funny! Post away! (And if you scroll down, you might see someone familiar!)
Horror film lands in theaters Halloween weekend with $22.5 million.
By Mawuse Ziegbe
A scene from "Saw 3D"
Photo: A Bigger Boat/Serendipity Productions/Twisted Pict
Moviegoers looked to "Saw 3D" for scares over the Halloween weekend. Featuring an appearance from Linkin Park's Chester Bennington, the latest installment in the fright series took the top spot at the box office, picking up roughly $22.5 million since opening Friday.
Theatergoers also filled seats to get spooked out by "Paranormal Activity 2," which took the second-place trophy. Fans plunked down $16.5 million to watch a household grapple with the unsettling bumps in the night of a haunted home. The weekend haul kicks the film's estimated, two-week gross to over $65 million.
The butt-kicking, hired-gun caper "Red" took third place. The firepower-packed, action flick — starring Bruce Willis, Helen Mirren, Morgan Freeman and John Malkovich as retired assassins back in the game for a final run-in with crooked CIA big wigs — raked in $10.8 million. The weekend figure bumps the film's total tally to around $58 million.
"Jackass 3D" continued to draw moviegoers with a penchant for pranks. The "Jackass" crew's latest stunt-driven romp took fourth place, pulling in an estimated $8.4 million. After three weekends on screens, the film's total haul has ballooned to a lofty figure: an estimated $101 million.
Clint Eastwood's latest turn in the director's chair, "Hereafter," finished the weekend in fifth place. The supernatural drama, which focuses on the lives of three people across the globe exploring their relationships with the afterlife, picked up $6.3 million. The film, which stars Matt Damon, Bryce Dallas Howard and C�cile de France, has made over $22 million since hitting theaters.
Check out everything we've got on "Saw 3D," "Paranormal Activity 2," and "Red."
For breaking news, celebrity columns, humor and more — updated around the clock — visit MTVMoviesBlog.com.
Photographer and environmentalist Yann Arthus-Bertrand, responsible for such iconic images as the Heart in Voh, New Caledonia, was in Hong Kong for a session of aerial photography on October 21.
That was the day Super Typhoon Megi was blasting through town. Arthus-Bertrand had the enormous task of shooting from a helicopter whilst a typhoon signal no. 3 was hoisted.
Animal companion will feature eight new songs.
By James Montgomery
Ke$ha
Photo: Jon Kopaloff/ Getty Images
Taking a page from Lady Gaga's playbook, Ke$ha will return November 22 with Cannibal, a nine-song "companion" to her platinum-plus debut disc Animal that, like Gaga's The Fame Monster, will be sold both as a standalone album and as part of a deluxe reissue.
According to a press release sent Wednesday (October 13) by her label, RCA, Cannibal will feature eight brand-new songs — produced by the likes of Max Martin, Benny Blanco and Bangladesh — and a new remix. The first single from the mini-album, "We R Who We R," is scheduled to hit radio Thursday.
Cannibal is set to be released both on its own and bundled with Ke$h's Animal disc in a reissue called — fittingly enough — Animal + Cannibal. And if the whole thing sounds rather, well, ravenous, well, that's pretty much what the singer had in mind.
"This year has been carnivorous and life-changing. I have my rowdy, gorgeous fans to thank for taking me on the ride of a lifetime," she said in a statement. "My only goal with this record is to keep them dancing. The songs on Cannibal were made to inspire people to ignore any hate or judgment and be themselves unapologetically. It's the perfect companion to Animal and I hope you guys like it. And if you don't like it — bite me."
Well, OK then. The announcement of Cannibal comes one day after the news that Ke$ha had been nominated for three American Music Awards — more than any artist not named Eminem, Justin Bieber and Lady Antebellum. The AMAs will air November 21, one day before Ke$ha's albums hit stores.
Will you pick up Ke$ha's new music? Let us know in the comments!
Related ArtistsBefore she hits up 'Glee,' relive her small-screen history.
By Jocelyn Vena
Britney Spears and Josh Radnor on "How I Met Your Mother"
Photo: Monty Brinton/CBS ©2008 CBS Broadcasting Inc. All
Tuesday night's (September 28) "Glee" episode is all about Britney Spears. While fans and the show's stars are excited to see the singer light up the screen in the appropriately titled "Britney/Brittany" episode, it's hardly the first time Spears has performed for a laugh on the small screen (and we're not talking about her docu-series "Britney & Kevin: Chaotic").
Spears brought the funny in a show-opening appearance on the 2009 VMAs, her top 10 list on "Late Night With David Letterman" and on "Saturday Night Live," especially during her stints as the show's host in 2000 and 2002.
In 1999, Britney Spears stopped by "Sabrina the Teenage Witch" to teach Melissa Joan Hart a lesson or two about loneliness, fame and the proper way to do choreography. The duo also hooked up for Spears' "(You Drive Me) Crazy" video from the soundtrack for Hart's movie "Drive Me Crazy," which featured "Entourage" star Adrian Grenier.
Spears was one of the many pop stars to stop by "Will & Grace" when she made an appearance on the show in 2006. She showed off her Southern accent and comedic flair as closeted lesbian Amber Louise.
The singer proved she was funny once again when she appeared on "How I Met Your Mother" in 2008. Her People's Choice-nominated cameo (she was up for Favorite Scene-Stealing Guest Star) had fans rooting for her again after a difficult period in her personal life. She hit the small screen as Abby, a receptionist with a grudge against Barney (Neil Patrick Harris) after he forgot to call her after they, uh, went out.
What was your favorite small-screen moment for Britney Spears? Let us know in the comments!
Related ArtistsI can’t stop checking out the new technology coming out in laptops and tablets and hybrid laptop/tablets.  I enjoy using my ipod touch capabilities, but typing on it is really a challenge.  With my laptop it is a breeze.  That is why even though tablets are the latest craze, I don’t think it would really serve my needs.  I like to blog, surf the net, and watch movies.
Watching the apple ipad and all the other tablets or slates coming out made me want to get one, but my enthusiasm for these gadgets isn’t really sustained.  When I bought a netbook, I thought it would be convenient to carry around but after 6 months of use, I went back to using my big laptop.  The netbook has weak cpu’s that make them super slow which takes the pleasure of using it away for me.  Also, the keyboard was so small, that typing fast is very inaccurate for me.  At first I...
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Bellator middleweight champion Hector Lombard earned a unanimous decision over season two tourney winner Alexander Shlemenko to retain the title in the main event of Thursday’s Bellator 34 in Hollywood, Florida.
The card’s co-main event saw Zoila Frausto score one of the biggest upsets of year by winning the women’s 115-pound title with a controversial split decision over previously-unbeaten Megumi Fujii
The event concluded Bellator’s third season, with a fourth season expected to begin early next year.
Pictured: Hector Lombard
Watch Brittany and Santana's version side-by-side with Britney and Madonna's.
By Jocelyn Vena
Heather Morris and Britney Spears on the set of "Glee"
Photo: Facebook
Heather Morris, who plays hilariously ditzy cheerleader Brittany on "Glee," got to channel her sort-of namesake on Tuesday night's "Britney/Brittany" episode. And the professional-dancer-turned-actress didn't disappoint as she re-enacted Spears' videos for "Toxic," "Slave 4 U" and "Me Against the Music." She tackled all of them with her spectacular dance skills and a pretty killer singing voice.
The anesthesia-induced dream sequences followed one of Brittany's stellar reveals: "My name is also Britney Spears. Brittany S. Pierce. I've lived my entire life in Britney Spears' shadow." Well, on Tuesday night she stepped out of her shadow.
Of all the video reinterpretations in the episode, the Madonna/Britney team-up, which saw Santana playing Madge and Brittany playing you guessed it, paid homage to the original 2003 video, directed by Paul Hunter. Aside from a few artistic tweaks in the "Glee" version's choreography, Morris and company do the original justice.
"The 'Me Against the Music' montage, it's literally copied exactly from the video, the shots and looks, but the choreography is made so much more for a dancer — none of it is from the video," Morris told New York magazine about the "Glee" version. "You just have to wait to see it. It's insane."
Hunter spoke to MTV News last year about his original concept for Britney's "Music" video. "I try to play opposites, when you have Britney in dark and Madonna in white," he said. "And then we see them kind of dance around the bed .. and you think they're gonna get on top of each other and do something crazy."
Related Videos Related Photos Related ArtistsBangkok is bursting with Halloween celebrations this year, whether you’re looking for a frighteningly huge blowout or something tame for the kids.
Here are our top weekend picks:
Khao San Road has been a Halloween hot spot for years, but this is the first year the backpacker haven is holding an official Halloween festival.
The whole road will be turned into a giant freak fest from October 29-31, featuring haunted houses and DJs including Soma, Trasher and CMYK. Parties are from 7 p.m. to late. For more info, check out their Facebook page.